3.25.2012

Shit And Die

"But I have to..."

Let's just stop right there. All you HAVE to do in life is shit and die.

Everything else is a choice. Act accordingly.

(You might try to convince me that eating is mandatory, but it's not. If you stop eating you die. But if you do eat, you must shit. And before the bullshit starts, I'll go ahead and say it: YES, IT REALLY IS THIS SIMPLE.)