"A VERY Satisfying Chew."

A while back, my buddy Cully mentioned on Twitter that he was jonesin' for some watermelon:

So I suggested he try an alternative means of satisfying his craving:

At which point he publicly expressed a deep, dark fantasy of his:

So I obliged:

...Yeah, I know. In other news, with this and the video of me dancing in my socks in my kitchen for my wife, and making a weapon on an airplane and ripping open cereal bags with power tools... I've been toying with the idea of doing a video blog thing. Thoughts?