"Wow," I said, "What an asshole!"
He then flipped me off with his one back paw:
We went on to have lunch and buy power tools.
That's it. I hope you enjoyed the story of Asshole, the Three-Legged Dog.
The series of photos you just saw were from the SECOND time I saw Asshole The Three-Legged Dog laying in the street today. The first time, we were returning from grabbing lunch for my mother and the girls, and the sequence of events happened exactly as I narrated them above. It's hilarious to me that he did the exact same thing, the exact same way, twice in one day. I was hoping he'd do it a third time so I could get video.
1) The Head Raise Scene:
We kept this scene of Asshole lifting his head: