- 4-12: Nintendo Wii
- 12-18: Xbox 360
- 12-18 and a total shut-in with no interest in playing decent games with friends: Playstation 3
- A chubby little bastard who needs exercise but refuses to go outside (or, you as a parent are so overprotective you refuse to let them go outside on their own and experience what the rest of us had: A normal childhood): Xbox 360 with Kinect
4a) But if any of your neighbors ask, you tell them absolutely YES on the trampoline. You get all of the benefits with none of the lawsuits. And it gets your kids out of the house.