This particular video depicts tween pop star Justin Bieber getting hit in the head with a water bottle.
People think I will like this video, because I rail against hollow vapid popstar whitewash nonsense quite often. I don't. I think it's pretty pathetic that someone would hit a child in the head with a water bottle, especially when he's just trying to address a crowd he is thankful for.
His music? Shit. Utter droll cranked out by the Orlando pop music mill (and yes, I know he was a YouTube sensation early on, but his current success is the exact same manufactured nonsense as every other tween sensation).
Now, what video I do find funny and watch about once a month and crack up in hysterics because they fucking deserved it is Nickelback getting pelted with rocks at a metal festival in Portugal:
Nickelback sucks cocks. They are talentless hack adults who are reaping the rewards of appealing to the lowest common denominator, and they're uabashedly proud of it. So yeah, I love seeing Chad Kroeger's head tilt back and left as a rock bounces off of it. It makes me happy.
Double standard, you say? Not even slightly. One's a kid who is enjoying the fruits of a bit of talent, entertaining other kids. The other's a waste of meat who perpetuates horrible music and ruins our culture on purpose just to make money. I wish that I could hit them AND every single one of their fans with rocks. You are all the reason we suck as a society.
And for those of you who were entertained by the Bieber Being Beaned video, ask yourself why. I think you need to know the answer to that question, and soon.