Happy Not The Last Decade

Here's hoping the first day of the new decade was super neat for you. They say the first day of the new year sets the tone for the rest of the year. In that case, mine will be pretty darned great.

For those of you who found yourself face down in a pile of what you ate yesterday afternoon with your knickers around your knees and the word "cock" written on your forehead with Sharpie... Well, look at it this way - if you can keep the video of it from hitting YouTube before midnight, the year might just work out after all.

As for what my year/decade will look like, I'll elaborate tomorrow. For now, I'm gonna go finish setting the tone for it.