Fake Meat Is Stupid, You Moron Hipster Vegan Retards

Tofu Corndogs:

Veggie Burgers:


Fake Bacon *shutter*

I won't even begin to discuss the actual science of us humans being omnivores who not only want, but NEED, to eat meat - all I'll say is that if you're craving something shaped, colored and flavored like meat, a vegan substitute is just lying to yourself.

Either eat flowers and berries and nuts and be happy, or put some meat in your gullet. Quit being a hypocrite.

Oh, and happy Thanksgiving.