iPhone's Predictive Text is Dirrrrrrty

I was trying to express to my friend Meg that I finally got what she was talking about by typing "Ooooooh."

This is what iPhone thought I meant:

I think the thing that threw me the most is the number of "o's" in "Pooooooooooop." Who the fuck... You know what? Nevermind. Don't want to know.

Also, thanks to my buddy Shawn Hill for teaching me that hitting the top button and the main button at the same time takes a screenshot.