Become Engraged (Or Depressed) The Easy Way
To become enraged, in an all natural and healthy way, in one step:
You are now ready to work out, punch a man, run a marathon, push a car up a hill or otherwise exert physical activity capable of making people gasp in awe.
To become depressed, in an all natural and healthy way:
1) Listen to any song on Mastodon's amazing record Leviathan.
2) IMMEDIATELY listen to any song on Mastodon's latest record Crack The Skye.
You are now ready to mourn the loss of a once great band, cut yourself, cry, wonder if it's worth continuing spiraling along on this mortal coil, trying to figure out why the FUCK anyone would record a concept record about Tzarist Russia, or otherwise ponder the meaning of people deciding they just don't care anymore and begin sucking.