It's Just Like You're Really Driving!

What's the perfect accessory for the game console known for retarded "waggling" and hand gestures necessary to play its games? One that has to attach wrist straps to its controllers to keep people from accidentally hurling them at their flat-screen TVs while pretending to play golf? Why, a car kit, of course.

In my day, you sat on your side of the car and annoyed your sister at regular intervals by accidentally scooting too close to the imaginary divider line between you, or threw gum wrappers at her, or played the license plate game. Now, we have severely ADD-addled obese kids so overstimulated that they can't leave home for 5 minutes without playing a game console, "waggling" on the way to the grocery store.