"Sales Copy" of the New Mentally Incontinent Book
The actual book will be much smaller, of course. This is the printed and bound version of the manuscript that gets sent around to book buyers (Barnes and Noble, Borders, book clubs, etc) to determine if they want to actually buy my words on dead trees.
I thought it was kinda cool, so I had my editor send me one... Since the book won't be out until November and it starts getting cold in October, I figure I'll need some kindling for the fireplace and I might as well stock up now.