More weather ranting - CNN is RETARDED.

Maybe it's because I work for Fark.com and have been privy to the glut of nonsense CNN passes off as news submissions, but I simply cannot find any reason why a banana hammering a nail is "Breaking News":

I think this video editorial by NBC Chicago morning producer Ben Bowman (AKA El Dangeroso on Fark) sums it up best... Yeah, producers read Fark, as do editors, writers for [NAME OF POPULAR DAILY SATIRE NEWS SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL HERE], and... Well, everyone: