9.06.2008

I figured it out

I'm at UFC 88 with Jeremy and Mike, and we've come to the conclusion that UFC doesn't actually stand for 'Ultimate Fighting Championship.'

It's actually an algebraic equation, where U = 'Ugly TapOut shirt', F = 'Fatass ex-jock' (or 'Fratboy'), and C = 'inComplete barbed-wire arm tattoo.'

Check our work... It solves.