Luck hates me

This is a picture of the cruelty of 'luck' - not only am I - a six foot thee inch monster - assigned a center seat, but the seat next to it has no seat in front of it... And what's more, the person in it is all of 5 foot tall and weighs at most 120 lbs soaking wet.


*** Bonus! baby behind me just started crying! Character is being built as I type this!

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