REAL Christians spend $$$

This is what separates those fake lame christians who live a christlike life from those REAL professors of the faith who will pony up the $22.95 at a Shell station to show their faith.

Just so you know, if you're one of those who seriously buys this crap:

If Jesus ever does come back, he's just going to think you're a colossal asshole for wearing this shit. Not that I can speak for the supposed son of God or anything, but honestly... "Yes I'm a Princess - My father is the king of kings" is slap-worthy. As is ripping off a Mountain Dew logo to convey the point that a man was supposed to hang from a cross for a week before he finally expired - just for you!

And the myspace thing? Yeah, seriously, fuck you.