Pancakes and sausage and chocolate chips... OH MY

My friend Jen0va pointed me to this little culinary gem:

Everything that's wrong with America, all wrapped up in one food product.

You've got processed meats with too much salt and not enough honest "meat". You've got carb overload in the pancakey breading. You've got chocolate chips. It comes in a plastic wrapper. It's microwavable. And it's all wrapped up in bright, gregarious red-and-yellow packaging and sold for $2.99 per box. Gluttony, convenience, and marketing... On a stick. And it's CHEAP!