Okay, I will say this once and once only:

Do NOT come to me with anything that sounds even remotely like an argument similar to "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels was better than Snatch."

If you do that, you run the risk of getting a three-stick wad of chewed bubble gum spit right into your face. I know Lock Stock was first. That's no secret - it was first.

Snatch was better. Period.

It was better written. Better acted. Better shot. Better directed. Better edited.


So knock it off. I don't care what fucking film school your daddy sent you to or how much he paid to do it - you're wrong. And you know you're wrong. And you know why? Because I just wrote this on the INTERNET. And everything on the internet is true.

Oh, and as an aside, if you went to film school, I pretty much hate you. There are a few exceptions, but by and large... Yeah. Hate.