How is it possible for an ex-football (American) player and wrestler who has never, ever followed soccer (football) in his life to become addicted to the FIFA World Cup?

I dunno. But I have. I'm engrossed, I cannot not follow the action! Today, as I wrote some code, I watched Saudia Arabia and Tunzinia TUNISIA (thanks, Liss) play to a 2-2 tie.

Saudia Arabia. And Tunzinia.

Like, who the hell cares about freakin' Saudia Arabia vs. Tunzinia TUNISIA playing football (soccer) in the Quarterfinals of the World Cup???

I DO. That's who. And I can't stop watching it.

I have no idea how it happened, but I'm stuck now. I'm looking forward to all of the soccer (football [not American]) action between now and July.

See? Stupid American, can't even get TUNISIA right.