What do you get when:

1) you're hungry for lunch,

2) you haven't gone shopping because you leave on Saturday for a 2 week trip and don't want to buy a bunch of food that will spoil,

3) you have a packet of this new Uncle Ben's microwavable rice that you bought just because you wanted to see how bad it truly is, and

4) you have 2 leftover "apple and gouda" sausages made by Jennie-O which have real pieces of... Like... Apples and gouda in it, and really resemble those old Frank-n-stuff hot dogs we all thought were awesome when we were kids?