There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just come right out and say it:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the stupidest fucking television show to ever exist, at any time, ever, in the history of televised programming.

And yes, that includes Laverne and Shirey.

I swear to God, I have never, ever, in my life EVER seen a more obvious example of just how STUPID incessant marijuana intake can make a person.

Stop telling me to watch it. Stop telling me how funny it is. Stop singing the stupid Meatwad rap to me. Don't tell me how I remind you of Frylock. Stop saying how everything is for the shorties. It's poppycock, the lot of it.

STOP IT! You are supposed to be a thinking and funcitonal human being! Don't waste cycles watching this poop! It'll make you sterile and unable to reproduce (which, if you actually LIKE this show and think it's a grand and wonderful device through which to waste your time, is probably a good thing)!