Signs you are getting close to being "old" but aren't quite there because you still retain both your youthful exeuberance and natural sense of wonder over something, #271118:

I just bought a very expensive vaccum cleaner and am positively giddy over it.

It works SO well. It sucks up dirt and dust and it has no filters and it has this super powerful pet-hair attachment and it does a great job making all the nastiness go away from my home.

And thus completes yet another step toward shuffleboard, Jell-o for dinner and Depends.