You know... I never really felt old until they put the 90's music channel on MusicChoice. Now, I'm officially listening to "oldies", and I actually like it.

And that is sad. But honestly, there hasn't been good music on the playlist of any public formatted radio or music station since 1997. Soooooooooooo I'm old, and I guess that's what I'll have to live with.

And now, I must end this posting, for I must go change my Depends and apply a topical hemmorhoid cream to my ANUS. And drink FiberCon or something... Whatever old people drink or eat that makes them smell like aspirin and formaldahyde all day.

Just a small note before I go: Ugly Kid Joe covering Harry Chapin's "Cat in the Cradle" was, and still is, a fucking travesty.

Just thought I'd mention that.