It's DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME* at Planet Earth!

That's right! Now through October, the prices on our daylight inventories have been slashed to give you BIG SAVINGS! If you've been considering picking up a new Daylight, now's the perfect time to shop here at Planet Earth. We've got the largest selection of daylight around - if it's daylight you want, Planet Earth's your place to get it. So come on down to Planet Earth, and bring the kids for a free hot dog** or some shit.

*Not valid in Arizona, Hawaii and most of Indiana.
** hot dog not made of real dog.