I've done a fair amount of research into the subject, and I do believe that I have found the exact formula one should follow in order to become famous in any field.

Thus, I present to you the offical ten step guide on how to become famous.

1) Suck.
2) Know someone or be related to someone who knows someone who is a producer or publisher.
3 - 10) Repeat steps 1 and 2 over and over. Just keep sucking and knowing the right people, and whammo - FAME IS YOURS.