4.19.2003

(Sung to the tune of "Light My Fire" by the Doors)

Know that I would be untrue
Know that I would be a liar
If i was to say to you
Girl, I'm not a Software Pirate

(chorus)
Yes I am a Software Pirate
Oh, I am a Software Pirate
You know that I'm a Software... PIIIIIRATEEEEE

I like to download illegal warez
Through my DSL Network
Then I hunt for the serial code
To make Photoshop Seven work

Yes I am a Software Pirate
Oh, I am a Software Pirate
You should try being a... PIRATE

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OK, that is just too absurd to continue with.