Remember when you were a kid, they made that playset where you used tinfoil in a car mold to make little makeshift cars, then you put the tinfoil car into the crusher and demolished it?

Those were so cool.

What would be even cooler is if they resurrected that idea, only instead of cars, you could make tinfoil models of celebrities. That way, each time you hear one talking out of the left side of their ass, you could just make a little - say, Fred Durst - and stick him in the crusher. Bye Bye Fred.