I hit a turkey on the way to work this morning.

I was driving along, merrily minding my own business, when I came to a stop sign. Right before I came to a complete stop, I noticed a blur out of the passenger side window and heard a "Thump" against the front panel of my car.

Not sure what the hell just happened, I exited my vehicle and went around to check on it.

The beleagured bird was startled by my appearance, gobbled loudly, and kinda lept and flapped down the road for quite a while. I just stood there, dumbfounded by the fact that I just hit a turkey, watching this goofy bird run down the street.

I shook my head, got back in my car, and went to work.

In other words, my life is fucking dull.