2.21.2003

My First Ever Blog Post

Yes, indeed, it's a beautiful day for doing nothing.

If it weren't for the fact that I love showers too much to forsake my job responibilities and become a street person, nothing is exactly what I would do.

And I would be so damn good at it, I would get regular merit promotions. In no time at all, I would move from Street Person to Lead Street Person, eventually moving to VP of Street Living and Integration. Of course, this title would demand a lot of my time and responsibility, which would then preclude me from doing nothing.

Paradox!

I'm gonna go get a cup of coffee.